Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar

Unleash a daily dose of Elizabethan sass with this hilariously cutting desktop calendar.

A pox on your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
—The Tempest

Why, thou peevish sheep!
—The Comedy of Errors

This year roast with rhythm and mock with meter! The Shakespearean Insults 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar transforms your everyday banter into witty wordplay and sophisticated zingers worthy of the Globe itself. Enjoy over three hundred handpicked insults straight from Shakespeare’s plays, guaranteed to keep you laughing and talking trash all year long. Perfect for drama lovers, word nerds, and anyone who wants to sound smart while throwing shade.

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Over 300 hilarious insults excerpted from Shakespeare’s plays